I guess I should introduce myself first. My name's LOVE. Yes, the all caps is important! Seriously if you write Love or love, I swear to Slenderman I'm going to hunt you down and correct you in the most painful way I can think of.
Slenderman, you guys know him right? Tall eldritch guy in business suit!? Stalks people and then does stuff. Yeah, that guy.
He's the greatest...isn't he?
So mysterious.
So LOVEly!
You are insane, love.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely bonkers.
-Rose
Meh, she seems harmless enough.
DeleteMy friend became a fangirl of Jeff the Killer...and I can't sleep anymore.
DeleteTrust me, fangirls are NOT harmless.
love = doom
-Rose
Hello and welcome LOVE. So, are you a runner or a proxy? You seem very... attached to the Slender Man.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm neither. I'm a pursuer! I want to become a servant of his and serve him, forever!
DeleteBut then you might have to kill people. Isn't that rather unappealing?
DeleteWhile he is mysterious and certainly interesting from a scientific viewpoint, you'll probably have no competition in this pursuit of yours.
ReplyDeleteNice to meet you, LOVE.